Internet dating site murderer meme

Item Description: A squirrel which constantly moved much slower than normal, even when jumping or falling, similar to "slow-motion" video footage.

Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████ Family Campgrounds, ███████ Current Status: In animal containment.

Item Description: A .500 ███ ██████ sidearm that discharges all loaded cartridges as if they were blanks.

Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, ████ Current Status: In storage.

, catches the eye of the people responsible for that work, and they decide to actually put it in the work.

Note that this is not about references to unrelated memes, which would just be a Shout-Out.

Item Description: Six-sided dice that can occasionally land on a seven.

All appear to relate to actual filmed movies, though the quality is low.Item Description: A painting (possibly a landscape, records are unclear) that gave a mild case of diaphragmatic spasms, or hiccups, to anyone who saw it.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, ███████ Current Status: Incinerated.Item Description: A cheap plastic ping-pong ball, that would change from red to green twice daily. Any person wearing is compelled to whoop and box dance uncontrollably.Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████████, California, US Current Status: Located under a locker in Storage Room 19-553B. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██ ██████, Texas Current Status: Kept in a scantly used test chamber and brought out during staff birthday parties.

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